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Kyle’s Mom Syndrome

Getting incredibly angry over the slightest offensive image
Lin: Look, I accesorized my protogen!
Eewa: This content is definitely suggestive
*20 minutes later and a huge argument*
Thalia: That guy definitely has Kyle’s Mom Syndrome
by Bambianca January 25, 2022
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Reverse Sphincter Syndrome

When your anal sphincter and esophageal sphincter are switched at birth by some freak accident and you end up a chronic shit-talker. You also talk out of your ass.
Example: Damn, she sure has some shit to say about everyone. Must have a bad case of Reverse Sphincter Syndrome (RSS)... She better get that checked out ASAP.
by Alaliniti October 24, 2018
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Thomas Coffey Syndrome

When you constantly walk around all day back and forth to the same place on the daily. TCS can have adverse and unwanted side effects, such as mental retardation, loosing the ability to reason with others, irrational thoughts, and possibly schizophrenia. Should you encounter someone with Thomas Coffey Syndrome, your best bet is to take a step back, stay calm, and call the Men In Black.
James: “You see that guy over there? He walks to the same place everyday.”

Eugene: “Yeah, I hear he suffers from Thomas Coffey Syndrome. Poor guy.”
by Notleks_ November 20, 2019
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cool man syndrome

when you have the cool man sydrome you become cool

your skin around your face form around your eyes to create sunglasses and you are forced to always have a straight face
you also always have to wear cool man clothes, like a t shirt and jeans or pants
anything that is not those will make your skin make it's own clothing out of the same material
"hey joe, you look like you got cool man syndrome."

"it's because i do, george, we talked about this."

"so how's the family?"
by Gynuq December 15, 2019
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First Buzz Syndrome

When someone drinks for the first time and have enough to get buzzed, then won't shut the fuck up.
Person 1: Why was Phil saying so much random, weird, out of pocket, and cringey shit last night?

Person 2: It was his first time drinking. He had first buzz syndrome
by bilthebuket January 18, 2023
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shiny object syndrome

To be driven toward shiny objects. Usually related to projects, in the sense that you won't finish one project before starting a new one.
Brent's shiny object syndrome prevents him from finishing any project before starting something new.
by Pygarp November 17, 2016
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Baroque Pain Syndrome

This is the diagnosis for a long, elaborate story given to a doctor you don't know on a Friday night to try to convince him to call in a Vicodin prescription.
Ten minutes into the stranger's rambling, slurred story involving an undiagnosed medical condition, interstate travel, several animals and a plumbing accident, the doctor realized that the diagnosis must be Baroque Pain Syndrome.
by Pollyanna2 October 10, 2009
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