raw dog

When a chick fucks you with her strap-on, with out any lube or spit.

I'm walking funning because my wife gave me a raw dog last night.

by RawDog May 13, 2005

Hammered Dog Shit

Anything that is sold to you as being a quality item, state of the art... but is actually proprietary junk that fails quickly.

Also known as HDS technology.

Guy 1: Woah, I never knew your bicycle had HDS!
Guy 2: Yeah man, I paid top dollar for this... what is HDS exactly?
Guy 1: Hammered Dog Shit.

by tbone87 April 28, 2008

Alaskan Chili Dog

Unlike the Texas Chili Dog, the Alaskan Chili Dog is the act of shitting in a container of some kind after taking a multitude of laxatives, freezing the shit over night, and placing the frozen block of shit on top of a white girl's face as she lies down in the sun, thus making the block of shit melt slowly all over her face, and eventually crusting into her skin, giving her the Jim Crow effect.

Will not work on black people or mexicans.

John contemplated doing the Alaskan Chili Dog on Jane because he was secretly into black people.

by siberianchill February 3, 2013

kentucky chili dog

When a man is in transition from vagina to anal insertion he spits his dip spit on his penis then proceeds to go ass to mouth for the finish

I totally pulled the kentucky chili dog on this chick last

by The Maximum May 19, 2010

Pet your dog!

A phrase typically during road rage--especially when being glared at by snotty female passengers. This phrase can be used in conjunction with hand signals, but is more typically exercised as a way to blow off steam at those road neighbors who just seem to have an issue with the fact that they are sharing the interstate with other individuals instead of owning their own highways.

You nasty woman why don't you just "Pet your dog!" and not glare at me for no reason!

by LOLINGINMN December 2, 2009

Oklahoma corn-dog

When a man fucks a girl in the chili ring, and then he pulls it out of her and she precedes to eat his corn covered dick.

Robby: Man I gave Sally an Oklahoma corn-dog last night!

Jim: Ohh man that's so crazy!!

by Randy71 July 10, 2010

Salty Sea Dog

When taking a lady from behind, one reaches round and wipes their hand across/in/around the lady minge in order to obtain lady water on one's hand. The mucky hand is then smeared over the lady's face, and the words uttered 'Avast, the Salty Sea Dog'!

Jesus, that kebab was rank. It tasted like a Salty Sea Dog

by jamjam41 July 3, 2008