A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!
Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.
by QuacksO December 05, 2018
A large, disruptive, and noisy fart employed to cover up coughs, Used as a disguise for COVID symptoms.
*blarp*
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”
by 6millionjews November 30, 2020
by 2moist4u. November 03, 2024
When a lady who's name is Divya queefs in xaviers face in the dojo while fighting and xavier inhales it and becomes paralyzed by the scent and begs for more. Commonly shortened to "DPF"
by penisfart73 January 03, 2025
A natural continuation to saying "whart". Like what the fuck but it's no longer about fucking, it's about farting.
Diego: Last night three separate people asked me if I was interested in a threesome.
Diane: Whart the fart?
Diane: Whart the fart?
by PepeEPopo April 24, 2024
A thought fart is a thought that lingers. It weighs on your mind.
And it's birthed from a ponder.
Very similar to a mind fart but a mind fart is maybe more expansive.
And it's birthed from a ponder.
Very similar to a mind fart but a mind fart is maybe more expansive.
Examples of a thought fart are
I am stirred by disturbances that have yet to disturb.
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Have you ever heard the knock, ahead of time? A premonition, a knowingness.
I am stirred by disturbances that have yet to disturb.
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Have you ever heard the knock, ahead of time? A premonition, a knowingness.
by Bedouin Baby May 10, 2017
by Luke3227 March 28, 2024