Scandinavian Double-Team 

The Scandinavian Double-Team is a complex sexual position that involves two men, a woman and a bunkbed. One man lies on his back on the bottom bunk while the other lies on his stomach on the top bunk. The woman gets on top of the man on the bottom bunk in the cowgirl position. A hole is cut in the top mattress, creating a glory hole effect, so that the man on top can receive a bj. The men then grab each other's arms and thrust violently, great pleasure for the men and the woman. The act finishes with a creampie/facial combo.

John: Dude, did you hear about what Stu and I did last night?

Mike: No what happened?!

John: We gave that nasty bitch from the other night the Scandinavian Double-Team! Shes gonna be sore for weeks!

Scandinavian Double-Team by tiny twanger October 10, 2011

sportsman double 

Old english for a mother and daughter threesome.

"so I hooked up with these two gals last night, 21 and the other had to be atleast 40!"

"Dude! You just pulled a Sportsman Double!"

sportsman double by a-jizzy October 18, 2007

the double text 

The double text refers to impatient boys or girls usually desparate for their crush's attention. When two texts are sent without one reply making he/she seem desparate. Quite common, but more rare forms have been witnessed: the triple text and even the quadruple text.

Kurt: Hey babe you alright? Xxxx
NO REPLY
Kurt: Oooh givin me the silent treatment r we? :P xxx
The double text has been committed- NO REPLY
Kurt: what u up to bbe x
NO REPLY - triple text
Kurt: Mornin you, alrite today? X

Texts usually hours apart then increase to days apart as sender doesn't want to look desparate even though they are also note number of kisses declines.

the double text by wldntulike2no;) October 22, 2011

Kentucky Double Team 

While having a threesome, two of the three participants must be related by blood.

We totally kentucky double teamed that chick last night.

Kentucky Double Team by Rambo, John J January 8, 2012

DP Double Pass-out

To be in the middle of foreplay with a partner of the opposite sex, on a evening (or day) when many alcoholic beverages were consumed, only to have both parties simultaneously pass out, resulting in no one getting laid.

" Man I ended up wheeling that rocket from the bar last night back to my place, but it ended up being a DP..."

"Double Penentration? You sick son of a..."

"No man, DP Double Pass-out, the worst"

"Yikes"

DP Double Pass-out by AlcoholicsAmongus January 17, 2014

Zippy Double

When you burp and fart at the same time really fast.

Kyle:Hi um how are you doing Jessica?
Kyle:*Farts and burps*
Jessica:Ew get away! I can't be noticed with anyone who does a zippy double.

Zippy Double by Adamgogle Uknownothing July 10, 2014

standing double 

To take a shit in a washing machine. The owner gets hit twice. Once with the stench and second with having to remove the shit from the machine.
Related to the upper decker. You can get double the points for a front loading machine. You get triple points if you can navigate a stackable machine on your first jump.

This party sucks, lets hit a standing double before we go.

standing double by johndoe01026 August 5, 2015