King of Derp

Also known as the "Death Fridge," the KV-2. Approach at your own risk.

The king of derp, the one and only KV-2.

by The Daleks November 1, 2021

Big Dick Derek

BDD or Big Dick Derek is a fellow with an enlarged penis, hence the name
Mainly Black, sometimes white. and in a few rare occurrences, Asian.

Closet gay: Yo you saw Derek in the YMCA shower the other day?
Pussy Catcher: Yeah, mans got a gigantic fucking cock
Closet gay: Agreed, mans a Big Dick Derek

by Dontbrushyourteethatworkgaybot January 31, 2022

carson and derek

Underground badass kids that do crazy shit and live life to the fullest while apart of the underground duo group atk.

Damn bro that’s carson and derek

by ATKINTHISMF February 1, 2022

Big Daddy Derose

Mr.Bitches himself no cap

Big Daddy Derose be fucking on br** on the low no cap

by BidDaddyROSEE January 6, 2022

I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.

"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."

by Father Derek March 12, 2022

Down and Derby

Down and derby
During a foursome, swingers or couples swap. Placing the females side by side in a doggy style position. Their lovers /counterparts grab their hair/ponytail (s) from behind, after they have entered. Begin riding as if you are in the "Kentucky derby" seeing who gets to the "finish line" first. Slap your ladies ass and exclaim faster. Hold on tight

Hearing the trumpet play at the Kentucky derby reminded me of the time we went "down and derby" with that couple from Philadelphia. Gotta have better odds of finishing first.

by Donkeypunch2 March 16, 2022

herp a derp

idk

my brother: herp a derp
me:wtf

by Xx_dorkmaster999_xX April 20, 2022