Cats

Born to kill and fuck up your day.

A Dumbass: I like Cats.
You A Normal person: Cats are demons.

by something 1192386713 March 29, 2022

Cat

a cute, young and funny girl you've ever met <3

I'm so glad I met Cat!
Cat makes me feel good!

by TNC06 November 21, 2021

Cats

Tiny little devils that will kill you on sight but also hug your dead body. Impossible to get a read on.

That tiny little Devil tried to scratch me! Cats are weird,man

by Tamer of cats November 2, 2020

cat

As used in Ireland, means terrible or bad: a shameful effort. Can be intensified to cat-melodeon.

"Jesus that play was cat. Your man got killed with a poisoned fencing foil! Willie's obviously lost his touch."

"I have to agree with you there boy, that play was cat melodeon. It wasn't a patch on Titus Andronicus."

by ferventbeliever December 27, 2021

Cat dog

Half pussy , half bitch referring to a flat out two tone , backstabbing coward

Elliot copied my work and reported me for cheating , man's a cat dog

by Tigawanna December 9, 2019

Cat walk

The strange waddle your 99 year old cat does whilst salivating everywhere and walking towards a busy road, completely prepared to end their existence.
The cat will usually make a sick 'thump' noise when the car hits them.

"I just watched a cat walk"

by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021

Cat

Cat is a type of clever woman who may be called by other nicknames or her formal name which they forget due to being called Cat for so long. Her mother likely still calls her by her given name. When she is an adult, efforts to get her mother to introduce her as “Cat” but it will be an uphill battle. Cat has a good heart and is kind through and through. Cat loves to troll people and observe their reactions to outlandish things she may say to evoke said reactions. Notable repertoire of facts and uncommonly used words.

“Wow, Cat has the best words.”

by Worbdorb November 23, 2021