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Penis Milf

A penis milf; When she is a huge ass milf for long shlong penises. (is also used as an exclamation of excitement)
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Penis

Mom : have you been touching jimmys penis again?

Uncle : hell yea bitch
by Greasy dick inspector June 13, 2022
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Penis

The Male Sex organ used for inserting seed into a pussy
by Fork_Jay April 24, 2021
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Penis

The scariest part of anybody. When it gets emotional it will erect itself as a tower of doom. When it's small, don't laugh, it will use it's power of mushyness.
Person 1: BRO.. do you have a big dick?
Person 2: Dude, what? Of course not, my name starts with S, I have almost no penis.
by Qutie137 March 2, 2022
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Micro penis

A micro penis is a millimeter defeater that loves to get stuck in a bar of soap. Especially if that bar of soap is your mom's.
Damn, Mom! I have a micro penis! can I borrow a pack of soap?
by MonkeyBoss2022 January 19, 2023
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Marks penis from Mars

A huge mountainformation on Mars that is called "Marks Penis From Mars". The Name comes from the person who saw this awesome mountainformation first...

Its a Definition for a special and huge type of men's joystick
Wie look at that Body...did you see that awesome Marks Penis From Mars?
by Wastlwastl July 27, 2017
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Penis

When you are writing what a pen is and forget to put a space.
Me: darn, my penis broken.
Friend: what?
Me: I mean my pen is broken.
by Dankali February 23, 2022
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