double dementia

Refers to an unfortunate condition whereby you have gone crazy yourself, and then by association, you make someone else go plumb loco, as well.

Tronald Dump has not only totally flipped his own wig, but he's created double dementia in all his close White House colleagues --- and by extension, a lot of us ordinary citizens, as well.

by QuacksO July 12, 2019

Double Date (the cool kind)

You plus two dates subtract the 4th wheel.

So Brooke, Sarah went on a double date (the cool kind).

by ApricotFields May 15, 2022

double knockout

When smoking weed and drinking beer.

Step 1 . Take a deep breath of weed from a joint, blunt,pen, etc.

Step 2 immediately chug a beer

Step 3 exhale the weed 😎

Did you see that girl take a double knockout . She took it both at the same time..

by Gr8gramcracker March 17, 2021

double derfenstein

When two men of germanic descent trip over something at exactly the same time.

Hans and Finn embarrassed themselves at the party when they double derfensteined over a wire.

by boomorangetang July 30, 2009

double wide

A state of extreme sexual arousal in a woman. A variation of 'wide-on,' a female erection.

That guy from accounts receivable gives me a double wide.

Hear that, girlfriend, I've had to change my panties three times today already!

by Shuaman November 26, 2017

Double Battery Bank

Most commonly used in combination with the Battery Bank. However the Double Battery Bank includes an extra bill of higher denomination set aside for emergency funds that is stored between the phone and its cover.

Friend 1: "Damn, I only put $10 in my Battery Bank. I don't have enough cash to go with you guys."

Friend 2: "Don't forget about your Double Battery Bank! I just saw you put $20 behind your phone case yesterday!"

by ssimyllom August 31, 2010

double-first cousin-aunt

Daughter of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019