double-stacked handjob

To use both hands to stroke when giving a handjob.

Last night was crazy, my girlfriend gave me a double-stacked handjob!

by SneakierGoat November 2, 2023

Double Q Tip

Double fisting a girl and sticking you and your best friends penis in her ear.

Everett and Matt double Q tipped Nez’s ear

by anonymous November 2, 2023

San Diego Double Fuck

When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.

Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."

by paycheckbingus November 6, 2023

double-digit bird

A polite sounding nickname for the impolite and badass double-fisted gesture.

As the onetime Insurrectionist in Chief entered the arena with his clueless homies to watch some UFC action at Madison Square Garden, Nia Renee Hill, the wife of comedian Bill Burr, timed her double-digit bird just right for the Jumbotron!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 12, 2023

Double-V

The only thing the french will ever get right, double-u is stupid, look at the letter W is that UU, No. It is VV.

Alphabet: ... Tee, Yew, Vee, Double-V, Ex

by Egg Gang the Third November 13, 2023

Double Cunted

When your playing Lego 2K Drive with your bros and you get cunt EMP blasted by bro number 1 to be chain EMP by bro number 2 thus you have been Double Cunted

Catching Wolfrunner on the final lap the cunt hit me with an EMP Blast Ridglab rolled up and also hit me with an EMP blast that fucking cunt (Double cunted is the process of being fucking in Mario kart or clones by EMP blast)

by Dickus Maximus November 14, 2023

Double retard

One who calls another a retard in a manner that demonstrates retardation on one's own part.

"Don't put that fork in the microwave, retard, it'll explode!"
"It's a plastic fork, double retard."

by Sadie Enward November 15, 2023