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Sophia Collison is here make way for her
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Community College Intellectual

A person who has taken 100 level classes at the local junior college in philosophy, psychology, and literature and pretends to be an intellectual by sprinkling obscure references in everyday speech. Somehow a reference to Kierkegaard will suddenly show up when deciding which toppings should go on a pizza. Or some reference they heard from the show Big Bang Theory, without citing the source, about Schrödinger's cat will pop up because they think it will impress everyone.
"If John is so smart, why does he work as a dishwasher at Shakey's"

"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."
by artist1955 November 18, 2022
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Community College Intellectual

A person who has taken 100 level classes at the local junior college in philosophy, psychology, and literature and pretends to be an intellectual by sprinkling obscure references in everyday speech. Somehow a reference to Kierkegaard will suddenly show up when deciding which toppings should go on a pizza. Or some reference they heard from the show Big Bang Theory, without citing the source, about Schrödinger's cat will pop up because they think it will impress everyone.

The comedian Dennis Miller is a good example.
"If John is so smart, why does he work as a dishwasher at Shakey's"

"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."
by artist1955 November 18, 2022
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Porter Collins

a person who only eats food the color of his skin or lighter. he gets very upset when you accuse him of things he has done. Porter has negative rizz and most porters will never experience romantic love of any sort (unless it is with a dog)
"who ate all the the rolls and drank all the milk?"

"oh thats just porter collins being porter."
by Tuckmeat November 30, 2022
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Skye College

Curro with a Cambridge Curriculum badically. It includes Avalon Private School Tres Jolie and Sundowner, probably hell
by The Konkaninator December 1, 2022
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infinity college

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by hannahlolywhosteesyd December 1, 2022
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Cianing Collins

Cianing Collins is when you Cian the Collins
"If you are really collining your cians and not cianing collins, are you really collining"
by Djtomb 59 December 11, 2022
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