Brain Fart

A term one uses when they can't remember anything and are just overall feeling awfully stupid today. When you are trying to solve a math problem, but you completely forget what to do.

Girl #1: Uggh this math homework is giving me a headache.
Girl #2: It's not that hard, we just learned this all in class today.

Girl #1: Yeah, but right now I'm having the biggest brain fart.

by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018

faze fart

An small clan that consists of some of the greatest players in the world
No one knows them though.

Which should stay that way, they could change the course of history and everyone would suffer.

Meg: " have you heard of faze fart?"
Kumbaya: " Isn't it that one group of unknown legends?"
Ted: " allow me to explain "
* Ted never explained *

by dnaplayz November 14, 2023

extreme farting

Excessively loud, long-lasting, or powerful flatulancefarts, usually over the course of several minutes.

Sometimes Hillary Clinton goes into a fit of extreme farting after eating a can of baked beans.

by Java Johhhhhhh September 4, 2016

fart noises

the noise when u fart

person1: hey how are you today?
person2: *fart noises*

by reeseypoopie March 29, 2023

Fart that!

Nicer/cleaner version of saying F*** that! Perhaps around the kids.

"Do you wanna go bungee jumping?"

"Fart that!"

by Cucarachina May 7, 2014

Fart Salsa

When you blow a fart, but a chunky mixture is extruded from your anus into your panties. Since you eat a lot of vegetables, it shows.
Men scoop it out and eat it with corn tortilla chips as they pass you around sexually.
You are literally the life of the party

Nancy made us some fart salsa, so while we took turns banging her, all us others grabbed some chips and scraped her panties clean.

by anonymous June 10, 2024

Pop Fart

When you are making a food item in the toaster and the ding scares you so much you fart.

That was the loudest pop fart I’ve ever heard!

by IHasPseudonym January 5, 2019