When you go down for oral sex on a woman,and you’re not aware that she has already had somebody ejaculate inside of her earlier that day.
When I went down on my blind date, that is when i realized i was a victim of dirty double dipped cream pie.
by James Gresham January 5, 2024
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Person #2 talking to his brother: man, Sidney and Oliver played me like a double headed dragon last night!
Brother: oh yeah?!
Person #2: yeah man, my bed was a literal slip and slide and my knees didn't work for hours after!
Brother: oh yeah?!
Person #2: yeah man, my bed was a literal slip and slide and my knees didn't work for hours after!
by Criddie January 6, 2024
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Guy: Hey Babe, come over here and sit on my face.
Girl: Sorry babe, Ive got an actively leaking hatchet wound, I’ll have to call in a cunt double.
Girl: Sorry babe, Ive got an actively leaking hatchet wound, I’ll have to call in a cunt double.
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Get the back back double catch mug.When someone has their in game voice chat enabled alongside voice chat on another application (e.g, Discord).
"and that's when he-"
"and that's when he-"
"Dude, you're Double Mic-ing"
"oh sorry, is this better?"
"and that's when he-"
"Dude, you're Double Mic-ing"
"oh sorry, is this better?"
by SillyBuggar January 16, 2024
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by The Double down January 17, 2024
Get the The double down mug.The act of two people pooping on the same toilet at the same time.
Typically, this requires one person to sit on the toilet seat like normal, and the other person to sit on the lap of the first person, using their legs as a typical toilet seat and aiming for the whole between said legs.
Typically, this requires one person to sit on the toilet seat like normal, and the other person to sit on the lap of the first person, using their legs as a typical toilet seat and aiming for the whole between said legs.
“There is nothing gay about a Galveston double decker”
“It was an emergency, and there was only one toilet available, so we pulled off a Galveston double decker”
“It was an emergency, and there was only one toilet available, so we pulled off a Galveston double decker”
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