stunt cock

Stand-in boyfriend, usually a close male friend, used to appear more desirable in order to get the attention of the actual crush.

"Billy, I totally need you to be my stunt cock at my work party, so James will want me."

by Sharkysmachine April 25, 2006

cock smack

Male/Male sex session.

Hey, Fred. Let's go in the woods for a cock smack!

by Yolendé January 24, 2003

cock talk

When one talks through their cock.

"I like cake," Pete said through his penis.

by Poopsy July 3, 2003

Cock Spit

When you gotta piss real bad during the act of hardcore sex, but you cant piss because weird gland in your cock that stops you so when your done boneing, and able to put your girl in a yellow shower, a very, VERY thick piece of cum flies out that looks like flem.

Guy 1: Dude guess what!?!?!?!

Guy 2: What???

Guy 1: I got Cock Spit right in Jessica's ear

Guy 2:AWSOME!!!

by DoubleOh!Se7en or SgtMustard April 24, 2010

cock blocker

A defensive kung fu move popularized by the late Bruce Lee.

'I fight with this one guy who use penis as main weapon. So, naturally, I find myself developing the move I now call COCK BLOCKER. Whyyyyyyyyy yah! Of course.'

by The Definition King August 19, 2007

cock holster

it where your cock feels most at home. a womans pussy panty hamster

oh iv had a hard day,think il just pop it in the ol cock holster.

by badgerroy June 28, 2008

cock bite

An individual whose interference ruins anothers plans or effort.

That fucking cock bite started helping; now look at this mess.

by Dausha September 11, 2003