Urban dictionary

A place online where you go after sharing your information on Reddit and looking at dick on Omegle because “fuck it.” By the time you have made it onto urban dictionary it is 1am. In the mist of scrolling you are in a dark quiet room wishing you had peanut butter and a dog to lick it off your balls. The first search you will make will be James Charles, wap , or gay. The only reason you are fucking here is because you tried to shoot your shot with a girl on Snapchat and she won’t send back and pics. Or you are a white boy age 10-14 trying to understand what you heard in the middle school hallways while also trying to figure out what you found the other day in mommy’s secret drawer. If you have fucking read this far you don’t have a life. Get one and get off of urban dictionary.

Mom- what were you up to last night? You- I was on urban dictionary. Mom- fucking disgrace all you do is listen to k pop and go on urban dictionary. 2019 is over get a life

by GMS sufferer August 29, 2020

Urban dictionary

A place for random people to put strange definitions for random words.

Urban dictionary is pretty funny...

by J. A. Villam October 7, 2017

Urban Dictionary

The website you are on.

You are probably reading this arent you?

Example:
Guy 1: Hey Look im on Urban Dictionary!
Everyone Else: We know

by RandomFunnyWordDude April 18, 2024

Urban dictionary

Some of the weirdest but most genius shit you´ll find on the internet.

Bruh, wtf does that word mean?

Try check it in the urban dictionary, it´s probably pretty bad...

by blergh. August 31, 2017

urban dictionary

the website you are on right now cause you searched up "urban dictionary"..

dory: "yo what does twat mean?"

nemo: "idk bro search it up in urban dictionary...
*looks it up"
dory: "ayo nemo you at TWAT ong ong"

by milfmommy21 October 14, 2021

urban

a black person

kenny: hey lee, you know how to pick a lock right?
lee: no! why would you say that?
kenny: well- you're... you know... urban?
lee: you are not saying what i think you're sayin'!
kenny: jesus man- i'm from florida! crazy shit just comes out of my mouth sometimes.

by acannibalnamedhannibal May 8, 2021

Urban Dictionary

The place you go beacuse your scared too scared to ask Google

"Urban Dictionary, It's like going to your sibling for a question instead of your mom"

by Łø§ėř August 15, 2019