red duck

someone who quacks like a duck while boning a girl with their bloody penis

bitch wanna red duck

by uncleryancurran July 24, 2016

Jamey Red

1. A disgusting excuse for a human who smells like a whale performed an alabama hot-pocket, and looks like a 90 year-old, aids ridden turtle without its shell.

2. The act of taking a shit in a Nazi hat, then turning it into a condom and use it in the ear while swinging a lasso and shouting: "YEEEHAAAWW!!!!"

1. Dude, that nigga is super nasty, he's like a Jamey Red

2. Shit got crazy with me and Lauren last night, we did a Jamey Red

by The Vogl July 14, 2016

red romper

The puffy appearance of one's butthole after a particularly rough session of anal fisting.

I had a difficult time wearing my panties because of the red romper on my butt.

by typeaceful January 20, 2018

Code Red

When your girl is on her period, hence red.

Nick: Are you guys gonna smash tomorrow?
Joseph: Nah dude
Nick: Why bro?
Joseph: Code Red
Nick: Oh snap sucks bro.

by bigguywholikefries January 22, 2018

red bo

When your pounding, ass and your dick gets red.

Shannon was pounding Bo's ass, and his dick wound up a red bo.

by Red Bo January 30, 2018

Red lagoon

The not uncommon practice of falling into a females nether regions after copious amounts of brandy and trying to remove your trousers whilst she is having a chernobyl level menstral meltdown

Him “you’re getting it”
Her “mon then”
he falls

Him “eeeee gaad”
Her “oh god aye”

Him “what’s on my face”
Her “welcome to the RED LAGOON bitch”

by Vickys Red Lagoon February 3, 2018

Red Burger

The the go to burger joint that makes you SLURP.

Person 1: "Hey guys wanna go to Red Burger?"

Person 2: "SLURP"

by ForrealIlikeWATER May 5, 2018