wall nut

when you rail someone or jerk off) against a wall- the result is finishing on the wall. hence wall nut.

or alternatively when you jerk off a wall
Donald, I invite you to my home, and what do you do? You have the Audacity to wall nut all over the mahogany wood paneling. The audacity.
by November 13, 2020
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wall nut

When a male masturbates for hours on end, his penis will heat up. this will make his semen warmer. because heat rises, if this person ejaculates and their semen is warm enough, the semen will travel farther than normal. if this semen hits the wall, it is called a 'wall nut.'
sorry mom I dont know how to get it out its my wall nut
by c1icken January 09, 2018
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Tallahassee nut job

The art of a Tallahassee nut job has been the objective of all females since its invention in 2019. It conaists of a lady perferably a beutiful one with beutiful eyes a nice smile and a gorgeous set of double d's jacking you off then just pefore climax yelling "Tallahasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and putting her finger up in the air before thrusting it into your asshole and continuing to thrust the shit put pf ypur asshole with her finger as you weep " Mr.Harlooooooooffffffff"
Jimmy: Ever heard of a Tallahassee nut job!

Jenny: Yeah I did it to my boyfriend last night
by Mr.Gustav May 31, 2018
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crack my nuts!

Showing so much frustration, that you will literally crack your friends nuts apart.
Yo did you get the free Razer Blackwidow?
Oh no fuck me. crack my nuts!
by Sidestep ni99er May 04, 2017
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Nut Grip

by Twyla November 18, 2016
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Nutted on

when you get killed by a no skin on fortnite and you have no shields,
dieing from fall damage.
Ah man, i got "Nutted on"
by MiniCrock80 May 04, 2018
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