Baby Monkey

Someone who is an expert or proficient in an activity.

Golfing? Dude, Amy's baby monkey at that

by axymer February 13, 2025

Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)

I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey

by No muff to tuff for buff May 5, 2022

Flesh Monkey

A common alternative to the word human or person.

Hey, God? I don't know about this whole flesh monkey situation. It seems like kind of a trash species, not gonna lie. Have you seen how they reproduce? That shit is weird and gross, did you do that? Why? Why did you want that?

by AspiringTardigrade August 11, 2023

Kentucky Monkey

A Trump supporter with a neck beard that stands 1.5- 3 feet tall and hold a Trump flag in one hand and a pint of beer in the other. They live in the woods of Kentucky and Northern Tennessee and if they don’t you they will piss on you and scream gibberish

Dave: what’s that noise?
Margaret: RUN ITS THEM DAMN KENTUCKY MONKEYS

by TheKentuckyMonkey February 26, 2021

Monkey

Germans

🪙Buy🤴war✉️bonds to stop⚔️Atilla🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎Hun🤬🤪😡Monkeys...💭think🚇travel today is essential?

by Frank Von TidewaTer May 1, 2022

monkey

when you find a strong sexy male attractive
code word i’m tryna hook up with you

Hey monkey how’ve you been we haven’t talked in forever

by urbanm1ke November 19, 2021

monkey anus

is usually someone named sam, who thinks its comeone named deven

"that stupid monkey anus " someone else : "who sam"

by afganahstan January 26, 2017