Monkey Pump

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.

Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.

Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.

by John Steinbech April 28, 2011

Monkey shit crazy

Term often used to describe something or someone thats beyond nuts, crazy, difficult or way out of hand.

Pretty much the same as saying someone or something is bat shit crazy.

This Math test is monkey shit crazy!

were not inviting John to the party that dude is monkey shit crazy!

by Storm18X April 30, 2011

Raging Banana Monkeys

A saying when you're acting pissy but you aren't mad ^^

1. RAGING BANANA MONKEYS ! D:<

2. Taylor is such a raging banana monkey

by The.Person.In.Your.Closet December 4, 2010

Vampire Monkey

A new song made by My Chemical Romance
In this song it has a nice rock-in-roll feel its amazing, in the it makes fun of the recent vampire obsession called TWILIGHT one of the lyrics is " sparkle like bowie in the morning sun"

"Hey Bob have you heard of that new MCR song

"Vampire Monkey"?

BOB: "Hell ya I was blasting that song in the car!"

by Chrisssssstttttiiiiinnnnneee December 23, 2010

Monkey Smasher

Having consentual sexual relations with a female.

'That guy is a good monkey smasher, he smashed my monkey real good!"

by Tkolee September 6, 2010

Monkey Party

A girl having a threesome with herself and two bananas.

A monkey party is better than a banana split.

by Big Bird loves bananas June 24, 2010

monkey threat

a hollow threat.

None of your monkey threat. I know you are trying to scare the bejesus out of me but I am not scared of you.

by uttam maharjan June 28, 2010