dirty jack

A 5’4 horny white boy who dresses in ripped jeans and flannel shirts. He tends to spend a lot of time in relationships that are meaningless. A dirty jack’s favorite activity is going up to his girlfriends father and saying that he is the plumber his daughter ordered. He then proceeds to tell the father he needs to lay some pipes and fill some holes. The father lets him in the house without a second thought, and leads him to the bathroom. Once engaged in his pride work, a dirty jack proceeds to play fake drilling and construction noises to hide his dirtiness. When finished he snacks on mushrooms and pickles while playing Fortnite.

Did you hear what that kid did to that blonde girl the other week? I heard he pulled a dirty jack.

by pppdjdjjdj January 31, 2023

Soda Jack

Getting a cup for water at a fast food restaurant but instead filling it with soda from the self-serve fountains.

L: What kind of soda do you want?

S: Uhhhh.... I got a cup for water.

L: I know, but it's right here.

S: When you get arrested for a soda jack, I'm not bailing you out.

by NotoriousDEV September 4, 2013

Jack Ebert

Jack ebert hates god

That’s such a Jack ebert jack hates god

by Pooplord69420 January 1, 2021

Jack Lycett

A gigachad who pulls women often named Freya.

Wow, dude, you're such a Jack Lycett!

by Tammy Abraham July 20, 2022

jack cobb

Jack Cobb is the true definition of a winner. He has been having sex for years, and the amount of play he is getting has kept ramping up since birth. He truly is the definition of sex. He is also known as #1, above me, and Jack Biden.

Jack Cobb is so above me because of the amount of females he attains.

by JackBiden4Prez March 8, 2024

Jack wilder

Jack Wilder is one of the hottest men on earth. He’s in the movie “now you see me”. It’s a great movie and jack is the best horseman for sure. If you don’t agree your wrong. Sorry.

Who’s the best magician? Jack Wilder ofc.

by Iloveflamingos November 12, 2022

Jack

Jack is usually autistic and has no friends they should all die and no one like them and they are adopted and look fucked up they also jack off to minecraft nudes and act autistic

Jack is autistic

by User1746529 September 7, 2019