curdled cum cheese

when waking up after a night of fucking and u have sum dryed up cum inbetween your foreskin

is that Curdled Cum Cheese on your cock HAHAHA

by Cheeko Marico Sanchaz January 21, 2009

Jalisco Lip Cheese

The white pasty crap attached to unusually hairy pussy lips. (Aptly named after the famed Mexican cheese that people died from after eating said tainted queso in the 1980's)

I gagged on some Jalisco Lip Cheese last night while diving.

by E Normous Johnson March 6, 2009

cheese-whiz

Derogatory slang for a cheap -- often unreliable and/or unsupported -- immitation product.

"... that's what you get for using a cheese-whiz surge protector."

by Andon September 8, 2006

Cheese Cake

Soft, like a pussy ass nigga.

That boy Cedric, was cheese cake compared to me!

by Sada November 27, 2003

Cheese Cake

An over weight person from birmingham or the black country.

I saw a right cheese cake in the bull ring yesterday.

by Simon Enrique September 19, 2006

cheese dick

someone who passes on a joint/bowl/pipe/etc.

"Can you believe Consuelo passed on that chronic? What a cheese dick."

by Roger Rabbit 420 April 19, 2008

cheese

Northern californian bubblehash, usually cultivated and produced in mendocino, humboldt and sonoma counties

you dude where can i grab some cheese

by chuckcannabis October 19, 2007