blue vessel

blue vessel is vess’ (ig: @kakqoin) favorite color, it’s #dde5f3 (‘light grayish blue’) aka PANTONE 15-4020 #9BB7D4 (‘cerulean’) which was color of the year in 2000.

look! that color is blue vessel!

by vess! June 5, 2021

Blue udders

When a farmer neglects to milk his dairy cows, and the buildup of milk causes pain and distress for the poor cow

Farmer Dave: Hey boy, did you milk the dairy cows yet?

Boy: The dairy cows? Why, I was busy tending to the chickens!

Farmer Dave: You fool! Haven't you any clue what you've done!? You gave my dairy cows, my pride and joy in this world blue udders!!!

by Beefeth June 30, 2021

Let the deer say the grass is blue

Let others hold onto their mistaken and absurd beliefs—arguing with them is unnecessary and pointless.

When he kept insisting the Earth is flat, I just smiled and walked away. Let the deer say the grass is blue.

by Madhushree May 12, 2025

Purchasu Trygle Assault Blue

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Purchasu Trygle Assault Blue

by Reninu March 18, 2025

Blue YouTube

A nickname for OnlyFans, often used on social media profiles toptomote models in a veiled fashion, specially when TOS on the social network where promotion occurs, censor, disallow, shadowban or somehow penalize using the full site url

(on an Instagram bio):

Like what you see? Follow me on Blue Youtube

by That boomer over there March 19, 2024

Blue Virgin

An idiot who unapologetically expresses how much a virgin he is in everything he does, with no shame or thought whatsoever about it. Often dresses in a singular fashion or color, for example, blue.

"Did you see Aaron today? I saw that Blue Virgin zip by on campus on his dumbass scooter."

by Blue Virgin Spotter November 20, 2022

Postiter Blues

After vacation blues or after vacation depression. The term for the realization that you have to return to slave labor, chores, and reality after a fun and relaxing vacation.

(-Iter is Latin for travel)

The thought of going back to work tomorrow is giving me the postiter blues.

by Krazyladee July 9, 2025