Upper-nut day

Upper-nut day is on April 11. People have an opportunity to uppercut, someone’s nuts

Gurl I just hit Justin with an upper-nut and he was crying. He was so mad I upper-nut him I’m going to make it upper-nut day

by Hftdvbifd May 25, 2018

Crunchy Nut Syndrome

A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome

"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"

by she say do you love me May 25, 2018

Butt nut

Butt nut is when you put water in your ass with a shower and then i then it drops out again after a while.

i had a nasty butt nut an now my undies are wet

by YeetBoye April 16, 2018

Indiana nut

When you haven't nutted in so long your nut breaks the sound barrier

I've been on vacation with the bros for so long, when I get home I'm gonna Indiana nut

by jfay May 27, 2018

Lit as nuts

A saying used to describe someone or something who is fun or just awesome, much like a pair of testicles is. But also very....very sensitive.

"Do you know Elena?"
"Yeah! She's lit as nuts! I heard she kicked Gregory right in his testicles!"
"Ouch! Sucks for him!"

by Royalb101 April 19, 2018

nut hummer

Having your nuts sucked on.

Oh man, I got such a good nut hummer!

by Jdub9 April 19, 2018

Nut Hut

When you lift your hand up in the blanket while you're masterbating to hide the movement

"Yo man my mom almost saw me masterhating I'm glad I was doing the Nut Hut."

by Phaunt September 19, 2017