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friendbulimic 

Someone who purges themselves of Facebook or Myspace friends time to time.
Her friendbulimic disease was responsible for her having few social networking friends.
friendbulimic by jhbjhbjhb October 15, 2010

friend-lend 

to let a friend borrow something knowing you'll potentially never get it back
A: i just gave my jacket to C as a friend-lend

B: you know you're never going to see that again, right?
friend-lend by marlowyalexa November 1, 2010

Friend towel 

When you have some kind of gnarly grossness on you and you dont have a towel, you use a friends shirt/ body to wipe it off. you wouldn't want to do it to a stranger just because you dont know where their nasty selves have been. only the best of friends are used as friend towels.
dude i just touched something, and it smells like a mixture of baby shit and febreeze.....i could really use a friend towel right about now...
Friend towel by yewwdewd July 13, 2011

friend-end 

A romantic 'dead-end'. The place you end up after courting someone you're romantically interested in, and she/he has informed you that 'you're just friends'.
Dude, I told Sally I wanted our relationship to move to the next level, and she told me that she'd really love it if we could just be 'really good friends'. Man, that freakin' sucks....I've reached a friend-end.
friend-end by sprtagt October 18, 2011

Friendcestuous 

A word to describe a person or people who sleeps with and/or dates several different friends within the same social circle.
She is so friendcestuous, she has slept with every single one of her single guy friends, and they are all friends with each other.
Friendcestuous by JENACIDE December 12, 2013