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Friend Lend 

A digital application that safely connects lenders with borrowers. This application allows for users to become their own bank and charge your peers interest on the money they borrow from you. Friend Lend also allows for you to lend out objects such as Cars, Yachts, and even a Jet!
John : Hey Mike, I forgot my wallet in the car could you spot me?

Mike : John, when's the last time you paid me back?

John : Hey could you just friend lend me then Ill give you 20% interest on your money

Mike : Sound like a plan!

APP LAUNCH COMING SOON!
Friend Lend by Michael Benicio December 15, 2019

FriendEnder 

An email, text message or other form of non verbal communication that conveys the desire to have sexual relations to a friend that you are interested in, or will be, cutting off ties with soon, as a sort of "Hail Mary" on the friendship. It's further implied that no reply is needed if the answer is no. Surefire way to end friendships, or make them that much better.
John: Hey, you still friends with that girl, Jenny?

Mark: (laughs) Nah, I dropped the FriendEnder on her. Haven't heard from her since.
FriendEnder by Kishoto April 24, 2013

friendtender 

A bartender at a bar/club which you frequent that you now know by name and often can get some free drinks from. If taken advantage of, reverts quickly back to bartender only.
Hey guys, I will get the drinks, they guy behind the bar is my friendtender.

Cool, man, tip him well!
friendtender by prakaru April 5, 2011

friendledness 

Somebody mocking you about having no friends.
stop mocking my friendlednesssss :'(
friendledness by essie x January 15, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026