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The single best friend

Definition: A friend who has no segnificant other.

1.) Your best friend, who contrary to you is single.
2.) Your boyfriend's /girlfrien's best friend, who is single and is out and about to catch a new girlfriend/boyfriend.
3.) Your or your boyfriend's/girlfriend's best friend who is single and is out and about you or your segnificant other even though you or your segnificant other are in a relationship.
4.) 2.)&3.) Combined. And possibly in front of you/your segnificant other.
5.) 2.),3.)&1.) Combined.
The single best friend.

1.) " Oh that's just Frank my single best friend."

Just a nice guy.

2.) "Hey, that's Perry, Paolo's best friend, he's nice, give him a shot!"

You are trying to help.

3.)"That's Ryan, could we go please, I just get really depressed when I see him, he has no boundaries and no morals."

You don't wanna remember.

4.)"We should leave now, I just saw Robin, he is the worst. Honestly, he pretends to be so nice... But in reality,... Oh come on just let us go... I really don't want to think about that trauma right now."

You sadly have to remember.

5.)"Urgh, that ****** little ******* **** does not even deserves a name, take me home honey so I can cry into your arms like a baby and you will tell me that everything will be alright, even though it will never be...."

You will never forget what he had done.

The single best friend .
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crappy friend

someone who talks behind you back and trys to be like you and steal your boyfriend or girl friend
That crappy friend talked behind my back
by mynameiselijah January 11, 2017
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Fake friend

A girl who only wants to use you to talk about drama and boys and then ignores you
Bianca is your fake friend.
by Not2faced January 23, 2017
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gloomy friend

That friend who's always sad and see life trough a grey scale of colours
Be there for your gloomy friend...
by a.m13 February 6, 2017
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Eternal Friend Zone

When a girl puts you in the Friend Zone for more than 3 years.
Damn I guess Tyler's stuck in the Eternal Friend Zone. Megan has had him there for at least 4 years.
by VisedTech01 February 9, 2017
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Friend

A word that people use however they want. Sometimes it means someone you have no romantic interest in, sometimes it does. This word causes a lot of confusion because no one ever knows what the other person means when they say they are "friends" with them.
Beck: "I'm so confused. Dean told me to never leave his side because he'd never leave mine. He talks to me for hours and says super sentimental things all the time. But then he will say that I'm SUCH A GOOD FRIEND! It's driving me crazy. STRAIGHT GUY FRIENDS DON'T SAY STUFF LIKE THIS TO STRAIGHT FEMALE FRIENDS. I feel like a second lead in a drama..."
by Amaralove2 December 1, 2020
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joe friend

A play off of joe mama

It’s when you see the opportunity to make new friends
Friend: Aye is that Joe?
Stranger: Joe Ma-
Friend: Joe Friend
by Mr. Funniman December 5, 2020
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