masons dick

huge.

Masons dick is huge

by Me ahhaa April 18, 2022

tentacle dick

something that artists draw on furries or robots when they dont know how to attach a proper dick to it

"dude how the fuck do you draw a dick"
"just draw a tentacle dick dude it'll be fine"

by air wubbox tentacle January 14, 2023

dick-a-potty

when your dick gets caught in a porta potty.

oh fuck im in a dick-a-potty

by Buthel August 6, 2016

Dick Chainey

A play on words involving the name of 46th Vice President, Dick Cheney; in which someone dangles a chain above the bed of an unsuspecting penis owner. The chain may be attached to or in close proximity to one's penis.

Quinn: "Yeah man, i found Jose in his room with some sort of BDSM kit stuck to his ceiling."

Nick: "God damn it, someone must have given him a Dick Chainey again!"

by row man April 21, 2022

Dick Handed

Shaking hands or touching someone after using the restroom and not washing your hands. Can be used in a prank or redemption situation.

After taking a piss at the bar I walked out and saw the lead singer to a band that sucked. i went up a shook his hand and thanked him for his show. All the while the singer never knew that he was dick handed.

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Later i saw a buddy in the bar. I walked up to him and shook his hand. Later noting to him that he just got - dick handed!

by edsned October 27, 2010

Shit Dick

When a guy gives a girl (Or guy if gay) anal sex and gets poop on thier dick.

Becky : Omg. Anna did you get anal by Tom?
Anna : Hell Yeah!
Becky : What happened!?
Anna : I have him shit dick
Becky : OH DAYUMMM

by DEATH BY POTATO January 6, 2015

Dick vertigo

The slightly uncomfortable/painful feeling of vertigo in your crotch due to descending fast, either on a hill while driving, roller-coaster or by watching someone fall in a movie, show or game.

*As your character jumps off a building in game*

"Aahhh, I can't watch this."
"What's wrong?"
"Feeling dick vertigo, damn painful."

by Treebor1901 July 17, 2016