n. an argument in which you are arguing for the heck of it and may actually be against what you are arguing for. It originated in England when a girl named Anna became heavily involved with her friend Helen in an argument about whether it was ok to kill baby seals by smashing their skulls with hammers in Alaska because they had been eating the fish of the village.
" The nice woman from greenpeace was involved in a heated baby seal argument with me yesterday at the bookstore telling me that global warming is not a problem whatsoever and should be ignored. We lauged it off."
by mother superiour October 25, 2005
Get the Baby Seal Argument mug.A man--usually over 50, but not always--who thinks he knows everything, and loves to talk at length about anything. It is futile to try to interrupt or correct him. While he claims to know everything, he is unable to take care of himself--can't cook a meal, has to ask his wife his underwear or shoe size, doesn't know how to clean a toilet or operate a washing machine.
Dad is such an old man baby! At dinner last night he spent 20 minutes expounding on the virtues of investing in silver, then when it was time for dessert he had to ask mom which kind of ice cream he liked.
by OWBdeluxe September 26, 2011
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Get the Na na baby mug.Michael: Hey brandon, bryan needs a ride from work.
Brandon: I don't want to pick up that baby ass nigga!
Brandon: I don't want to pick up that baby ass nigga!
by michael hansmeyer November 8, 2007
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Derek Ogilvie is a Scottish "psychic" (or rather psycho) who uses cold reading techniques, and pretends in all seriousness that he can read unruly babies' minds for their parents. What he actually does is mention a series of possible reasons why the mother is single or the couple aren't getting on very well until he hits the jackpot and they cry, having not imparted any practical advice as to how to deal with the errant child. He has a television show in the UK on Channel 5. He's a fraud.
Derek Ogilvie is a Scottish "psychic" (or rather psycho) who uses cold reading techniques, and pretends in all seriousness that he can read unruly babies' minds for their parents. What he actually does is mention a series of possible reasons why the mother is single or the couple aren't getting on very well until he hits the jackpot and they cry, having not imparted any practical advice as to how to deal with the errant child. He has a television show in the UK on Channel 5. He's a fraud.
I can't see how anyone actually believes The Baby Mind Reader is actually a psychic... he's blatantly guessing.
by Dijital-JB September 19, 2006
Get the The Baby Mind Reader mug.Names that famous people have given their children that are completely moronic. Hence, stupid baby name(s).
Tom "What should we name our child?"
Katie "I don;t know"
Tom "How bout Suri?"
Katie "Why, that sounds like a stupid baby name?"
Tom "Scientology demands it"
Katie "I don;t know"
Tom "How bout Suri?"
Katie "Why, that sounds like a stupid baby name?"
Tom "Scientology demands it"
by jokemonkey2 February 12, 2007
Get the stupid baby name mug.YOU: Doctor, i don't know whats wrong with me. i just get the urges to punt a baby all the time.
DOCTOR: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have punting baby syndrome. also known as PBS.
DOCTOR: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have punting baby syndrome. also known as PBS.
by Richard Nibbler September 10, 2006
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