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Monkey

To act unevolved or to say things that are illogical or stupid. Not to be confused with racist definition of “monkey”.
that was stupid asf your such a monkey.
by imabbq May 21, 2021
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Monkey Sanchez

When you have mokeypox, you rub the rash and deploy it on your partner as you would for a dirty sanchez. After a couple of days, the rash will show thus completing the Monkey Sanchez.
Guy 1: “Dude, see Her rash? I just gave her the Monkey Sanchez!”
Guy 2: “totally freaking sick bro!”
by TimKennedyFan69 June 20, 2022
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salt monkey

A dirty Caribbean, isn't a person, should die , only lives on the coast, constantly covered in sand or dirt
by Pbdjakfbdkd December 13, 2022
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Monkey

Never have an affair with a married woman or man .
by Ain't it Da Truth May 23, 2022
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There’s monkeys in the walls

A diary of a wimpy kid reference that kids at my high school won’t stop mentioning. Originated from the seventh book, “The Third Wheel”, which I still think of as the new one despite there being like fifteen or twenty books in the series nowadays. Likely slowly spreading across the entire state of california as we speak.
Guy 1: THERE’S MONKEYS IN THE WALLS!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: THERE’S MONEKYS! IN THE WALLS! (Louder!)
Guy 2: Bro, you’re going insane.
Guy 1: it’s bigger than black and white, I ate the whole whale’s life
Guy 2: I’m pretty sure it’s… uh… what the hell even is that from?
*Both random ventura county dudes die*
by Bbb23’s left testicle August 9, 2023
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Monkey Bar

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.
Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."
by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025
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The Reagen Monkey

The Reagen Monkey is a type of albino monkey extinct before the dino age. This spicies of albino monkeys are usually autistic and very stupid which caused them to extinct. Some say they are still around but researches have a very hard time looking for them.
You are as dumb as a The Reagen Monkey
by your mum ♥️ September 18, 2023
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