UR MOM

the person who gave birth to you
thinks their right all the time
makes u clean ur room
whoops ur a s s for no reason

Your cool friend: yo, UR MOM kinda sucks at this game!
You: I know
Your cool friend: wanna come over to get away from UR MOM?
You: ya bro

by taytaysuckssheabitchfromhell January 21, 2020

ur mom

the funniest comeback in history

?? 1: hey u wanna got to a fancy resurant?\
??2: no i wann go to ur mom :)

by Urmominmyballs January 21, 2022

Giankys Mom

Sex Tool

I fucked the shit out of Giankys mom

by The Straightest Man Alive June 22, 2020

Mom

Monsters from hell.

boobs

Moms suck.

by FishyNipples April 12, 2021

Ur mom

Ur mom is an acronym for

Useless
Reasonless

Man
Of
Mighty

Jennifer: Wow that ur mom is so gross and is such a roach

Chad: do you think he’s my mom?

By: Rosie😏✨

by Magic unicorns 🦄 June 25, 2022

your mom

a insult for something someone says to you such as i ate spattigetti last night and you say i ate your mom last night

i ate spagetti last night and you say i ate your mom last night

by ben dover6971 February 25, 2022

tuxedo mom

A cat mom having the noble distinction of only owning tuxedo cats, typically only one at a time. They talk to and about their cat to anyone who will listen. Tuxedo cats are more beautiful, intelligent, and have more personality than other cats. Tuxedo moms also display these same traits.

"I'm not a 'crazy cat lady'! I'm a tuxedo mom!"

by TheKatertot January 23, 2020