Job-nut

Noun. One who endures full-time work hours and commuter traffic solely by choice, rather than out of financial necessity; also, one who 'drops in to visit' at his or her place of employment during non-traditional periods such as holidays, personal days, or maternity leaves. Synonyms: maniac, imbecile, moron, lunatic, suicide, loser

Dan: Hey, Bill, entre nous -- wasn't Frank up for retirement like nine years ago?

Bill: What can ya say? The guy's a real job-nut.

by James Hoffa Lincoln October 25, 2017

Bust this Nut

A term used to describe the act of ejaculation.

Guy: Come here baby girl, let me bust this nut all over your face!
Girl: Nah, i'm good bruh.

by Dark Siphon October 25, 2017

nut flask

A storage vessel for your most prized possession. A vial of your love juice. Also a term for balls

I gave Mary a drink from my nut flask last night.

by Mooseman313 October 21, 2017

Nutting Monster

A monster that has only been rumored and spoken of in children bedtime story. After hearing this story children were often afraid to even check their closets or drawers as it had a habit of collecting two types of objects pink socks and nuts. If you find any nuts in a nest made of pink sock do not attempt to eat. If the Nutting Monster catches someone eating his nuts he will come and chomp off your nuts and add it to his personal collection.

Beaware of the Nutting Monster, he will take all of your nuts.

by Nutting Monster October 28, 2017

nut fluffer

Noun: The title of the person who makes the male model's penis erect before the start of the pornographic film.

"John loved being a nut fluffer because he enjoyed sexually arousing men."

by pomegranatesoupspoons March 21, 2017

cluck nut

When a man has an orgasm inside of a duck.

Man i totaly cluck nuted that duck in the park.

by clucker69 March 23, 2017

Ear Nut

When your eardrums shoot a huge load from listening to an amazing song.

"Oh yeah, this song made me ear nut so hard."

by SocialAnxietea March 23, 2017