ur mom

ur mom

ur mom.

by 7849349872315yourmom February 19, 2022

Ur mom

The thing everybody says when no one can think of any rational answers. So fuck.
Anything can be attacked with ur mom. So if you see it coming. Don’t.

Ur mom gey

Ur mom fat
Ur mum.. is ur mum?
Ur mum old
Ur mum is a dad
Ur mum eats lasagna

by ThatOneDictionary January 02, 2019

ur mom

ur mom is always with you, unlike your dad who left for milk and never came back

Ur mom gay!
I know, I have two moms

by TheBestPerson(Nadia) November 12, 2019

ur mom

the woman who birthed u

new way of saying "joe mama"

Someone: "Hey do you know who invented light bulbs?"

"ur mom."

by ponkie March 28, 2022

Ur mom

The slowest mammal on earth

Person 1: Ur mom

by ykifw808 June 17, 2021

ur mom

an ugly whore that sucks anyones dick

aaa fam ur mom be gay she sucked my dick last night

by jmimbo123 June 03, 2018

ur mom

someone who sneaks out at night just to meet ur homie

ur mom is hot btw

by PENAT BUTTAAH October 20, 2021