fart-narc

A fart-narc is a friend who will share unfavourable stories about you, usually in order to bring other people together.

More simply a fart-narc is a friend who will narc your farts.

“I love Tim but is the worst fart-narc we know. Don’t tell him your business or he’s gonna make you sound five times worse to anyone who will hear it.”

by Yackitol November 7, 2022

fart nugget

when somebody is a bitch ass shithead (im talking to you gritigle)

that shitter over there is a fart nugget

by insaniotary February 27, 2024

Fart tube

a tube that you insert into your anus to silently and stealthily release farts without alerting anyone throughout the day. invented by an unknown, unhinged, beautiful man in a terrible state of mind.

man 1: Jesus christ whats that utter fucking stench?!?!
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube

by NyxAalonan August 16, 2023

Fate fart

The greatest sign that two people should be together, is when they fart simultaneously in harmony.

Did you smell that? Jime and Lauren just fate farted.

by Tealybop May 30, 2022

Fart

A fart is a gassy explosion from the butt. Types of farts are: Silent but deadly, wet and stinky, shart, and 'the bomb'.

I accidentally let out a fart when I bent over in the grocery store.

by Just_A_Crazy_Girl November 4, 2019

fart dieseling

Da embarrassing (or hilarious, depending on who you talk to, and/or whether da emotions-feeler is da "actor" or da "observer") interval of "run-on" dat sometimes occurs following da "main event" --- i.e., yer butt-trumpet keeps on "purrin' like a kitten" for an extended period afterwards, rather than just "saying its piece" and then being done wif it.

In da uproarious "National Baked Bean Month" speech, da formally-dignified speaker experiences a major bout of fart dieseling towards da end, totally goofing up said oration but majorly putting his audience in stitches.

by QuacksO June 12, 2024

mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.

Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024