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Bitch 1: your penis is 3 inches? LMAO????

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by Dqxezl June 24, 2022
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Willfredo’s Penis

A hard 7 incher. Will make you become gay
“Willfredo’s Penis is so large I think I’m gay
by Neoshart April 10, 2022
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Penis Music

Similar to novelty music or meme music, often with a distinct Reddit Trash or annoying tone. Music no one would genuinely listen to more than once.
"Really, a song about Big Chungus. Turn that penis music off."
"Stop playing penis music, its annoying"
by CarScientist January 7, 2024
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Penis

A penis is a thing to make fuckin baby's and you screw your chick with it then she is like, yaaa ya ya ya fuck me babe faster.
Penis is a tool to o make a chick yayayaya yawwawaawawwawaawawawawaaawwawawawawwawawawawawawawawawaawaaw
by #dick December 25, 2016
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Penis

The word you search for when you try to get horny on Urban Dictionary
Person 1: Hey dude
Person 2: What
Person 1:I just got horny on Urban Dictionary! I searched up the word Penis! its better than Pornhub!
by BritneyLaurenMonroe January 8, 2019
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penis

A man's genital often referred to as a dick or a cock.
Only men have a penis.
by wild (HYDRA) February 3, 2022
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penis

often described as a rocketship to play with in the bathtub...at least that's what my uncle said after dinner....
"Hey Uncle Billy, can I play with your penis in the bathtub after dinner? We're almost to the moon!"
by Uncle Glizzy March 11, 2022
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