Your mom

A common joke defining the communist who lives in every childs home (unless your adopted.)
She normaly is considered fat, ugly, or stupid in such jokes.

Guy 1: Yo how long until we go home?
Guy 2: Your Mom!
(It doesnt make sense.)

by HeyVsause February 20, 2019

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Get the Your mommug.

Your Mom

Suck her off and get the juce out

i will bang your mom

by vifycfcgvjmnvhj January 31, 2023

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Your mom

Your mom is who I am fucking every night so watch out because u will have a child in nine months

Your mom is one to fuck.

by James 12345678910111213141516 September 15, 2023

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Mom animal

Animal in one or more rooms in the house of current residence

Person:My mom animal is a dog

Other person:What’s a mom animal
Person :the animal all over your house
Other person:oooh

by Jessica ramsedaj February 23, 2021

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Get the Mom animalmug.

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

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