neepie cheese

Cheese that tastes like a neep( or a turnip for anyone that isn't scottish)

Hmm said John this cheese tastes like a neep
That's because it neepie cheese said barry

by Barry white shite March 12, 2023

Knob of Cheese

An uncircumcised man's smegma crusted penis

When I asked you for a knob of cheese I didn't expect you to pull that nasty thing out!

by The red man March 13, 2023

Swiss Cheese Raincoat

When a Woman pole holes in the rubber

I’m gonna give Him a Swiss Cheese Raincoat

by Starlet Johnson March 14, 2023

Cheese

Cheese, that one food people eat.

I FUCKING HATW CHEESW SO MYCH I HOPE IT SOTPS BWING A RHIGN ITS SO NASTY AND GEOSS

person 1 "I like cheese actually"
Person 2 "KILL YIURSELF NSKWOWO!"

by Partysyss March 17, 2023

Dog Dick Cheese Breath

Someone with stank ass breath.

Kevin has dog dick cheese breath.

by flippin pham March 23, 2023

gone off blue cheese

When you leave blue cheese out for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off blue cheese tastes like mold.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

Cheese curtains

The labia of a vegetarian

I am told that vegetarians do not have beef curtains but instead cheese curtains

by Monoculi March 29, 2023