Low-Code Low-Life

A "developer" who builds entire "apps" by dragging boxes around a screen and calling it innovation. They brag about "streamlining business processes" while secretly breaking every best practice known to software engineering. Usually found in corporate IT departments preaching "citizen development" as they drown in spaghetti workflows and performance issues they can’t debug.

Chad from accounting just built a 'fully automated inventory workflow' in or ERP, now it crashes if you type a lowercase 'e'. Classic Low-Code Low-Life move.

by Jg eazy November 5, 2025

f my f-ing chungus life

when life gets that hard…

i just dropped my food on the floor “f my f-ing chungus life” i’ve had enough this week

by choccymuncher67 November 15, 2025

No Regard For Human Life

What happens when Murakxmiii takes over the pitch.

Murakxmiii had no regard for human life on the pitch today and scored a hat trick against FB Fc!!!

by DravenTheSin November 27, 2025

Meaning Of Life

Why do you want to know? Just so you can find an excuse to not kill yourself? There isn't any "true" meaning to life, just what you want to make your stay here on the horrible landfill of a planet we made.

The meaning to life is what you want to make it, there isn't just one meaning. The closest thing to one purpose we have, is to be born, reproduce, and die. There isn't anything else to it.

The meaning of life isn't real.

by Perfluoropentanoic acid November 30, 2025

Life Minutes

the time prior to the expiration of organic biological function (ie: death).

Every time Joey talks back to Fat Sal his life minutes dwindle.

by Tony Pro9 December 2, 2025

life raft

A hotdog bun with only sauce

"There was nothing to eat, so I had to eat a life raft"

by hotdogfan December 4, 2025

Stop trying to make me life a finger, Jordan

I'm not going to fake an orgasms for you Jordan. I didn't need to try so I'm not going to.

Hym "No. Stop trying to make me life a finger, Jordan. I don't need to be taught a lesson about doing things myself. You want to accuse me of trying to get people to murder for me and no one can see any of that if I don't have a secondary audience that has access to both the posts that get rejected at insemination AND my screen. Which is actually the case. So WHOSE FAULT IS IT REALLY that I have a cult following? If you're not surveilling me for the purpose of doing what you are doing now, how does anyone see the things that Urban Dictionary would OBVIOUSLY reject immediately? EVEN BEFORE the vote section went down, these would not have even made it to the vote section. And IF THEY DID... Why would you not just do the fucking thing, Jordan? Being an obstinate and uppity aristocrat. That's why. If there is a greater good, you were not aiming at it there. Either that or you missed. Even if somone else took my place, why would they not tell me that people were looking for me if the gains weren't immediate for them? And now you are trying to raffle off my identity. It's just fucking stupid. I don't care that me not having to try make you all look like you suck. YOU DO SUCK. You should have to look that way INSTEAD OF trying to make it look like I... Suck. Which I don't."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025