When people define their own names or someone's who they want to get with as flattering, with wording that makes whoever does this to their own names pathetic.
"blair
the most amazing guy you will ever meet
he is hawt!
he is smart!
he is sweet!
he is funny!
he is a good kisser!
+ gives great hugs!
he is all round everything any girl will ever want!"
seriously, if a guy is named blair, he likes men. how feminine could you possibly get.
"John
An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. He has great legs, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, sexy, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He leads a very intense life and proves himself to be very hardy in doing so. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way."
Correct me if I'm wrong but is john to good to be true? Such an ornery name doesn't deserve name-bitching, because if this were true John Lithgow would at least still have a full hairline.
the most amazing guy you will ever meet
he is hawt!
he is smart!
he is sweet!
he is funny!
he is a good kisser!
+ gives great hugs!
he is all round everything any girl will ever want!"
seriously, if a guy is named blair, he likes men. how feminine could you possibly get.
"John
An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. He has great legs, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, sexy, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He leads a very intense life and proves himself to be very hardy in doing so. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way."
Correct me if I'm wrong but is john to good to be true? Such an ornery name doesn't deserve name-bitching, because if this were true John Lithgow would at least still have a full hairline.
by youDUMBASS November 14, 2011
Get the Name-Bitching mug.A girl you see during the day only, usually on a date. Probably not going to put out hence only seeing her during the day.
I'm tired of these Day Bitches man, This Day Bitch is getting on my nerves man I'm going to have to make her my night bitch soon man!
by Jouchebag October 26, 2011
Get the Day Bitch mug.What it is: The Bone Bus Bitch runs to grab a bus for the Bones only! Occasionally other instruments sneak on somehow… He/she also enforces the bus rules.
Why we do it: So we get our own bus, wouldn’t you do the same thing?
How it originated: We had to take busses to the Metrodome for all home games. Because of the move to TCF Bank Stadium in 2009, the Bone Bus Bitch plays a lesser role. However, they are still responsible for fulfilling their role when we take buses to other places.
Why we do it: So we get our own bus, wouldn’t you do the same thing?
How it originated: We had to take busses to the Metrodome for all home games. Because of the move to TCF Bank Stadium in 2009, the Bone Bus Bitch plays a lesser role. However, they are still responsible for fulfilling their role when we take buses to other places.
What does the Bone Bus Bitch say: “Welcome to the Bone Bus. The following rules apply: no singing, and no dooking!”
by UMMB Bone October 3, 2011
Get the Bus Bitch mug.“hogwarts bitches are the best groupchat on stan twitter, did you see they cancelled Tara AND Via? that’s some bad ass energy right there.
by HB member March 14, 2021
Get the Hogwarts Bitches mug.by Doc Johnson's johnson April 13, 2021
Get the bitch made mug.by The usains to my bolt April 24, 2021
Get the Bloody Bitch mug.Is a term used to describe someone who likes being submissive and breedable and tends to be on the bottom of any sex position. The names of the people who tend to be a bottom bitch are Matthew. And that’s it.
by Mimi6944 July 24, 2022
Get the Bottom bitch mug.