wordanomics

A person that knows all words, including slang words, most often can give the definition of the word, most often is told he is a nerd.

me:what is the definition of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

him: extraordinarily good; wonderful.
me: looks up definition and finds out he's right and *laughs*
him: why you laughing at me
me: cause you know almost all definitions like you study wordanomics

wordanomics by questionable and confused August 10, 2020

Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary? 

Most likely one of two reasons:
1. you're bored af
2. you have no life

But I guess there's always the third option...
3. finals

Now enjoy having wasted a good minute of your life typing in this ridiculous word that isn't a word and reading this stupid definition

Now I must use the word in order for this to be posted: Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary?

^Just ignore that okay?

Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary? by purpura7 October 6, 2016

Wordington 

Used to describe something goofy or out of place

*Cat absolutely fuckin ballin*
Guy 1: "Woah, is that cat really ballin'?"
Guy 2: "Wordington Cat 🐈"

Wordington by Wordingtonian October 23, 2022

wordshitter 

A person who claims to be so Incredibly articulate as to be capable of shitting words and phrases in perfect form, alongside the subtle implication that they are a bullshit artist.

Of course she is amazing, she may be the greatest wordshitter who has ever lived!

wordshitter by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

Wordly 

Used to describe when you're verbose, garrulous, loquacious and can't spell.

Sorry I was a little wordly and antipathetic last night..it was all part of God's plan.☘️

Wordly by Shougo April 30, 2022

Microsoft Wordjacked 

A) When you have a Microsoft Word document you need to edit but only have access to OpenOffice or WordPad.

B) When you need to edit Microsoft Word 2007 documents but only have access to Word 2003 (and no way to download the stupid compatibility pack).

(Dude 1) Dude, how am I supposed to edit this, it's a file full of windings!

(Dude 2) Gotta love it. Microsoft Wordjacked.

Microsoft Wordjacked by arrggggg May 15, 2009

Walter Worden 

to beat the ever-loving shit out of someone. the reference comes from a small town in Vermont where a 6'8", 300 pound Home Depot associate lives and works. his sheer size alone sends feat into the heart of others and he could EASILY beat anyone's ass.

dude, stop annoying me or else.
or else what?
or else I'm going to Walter Worden you into the fucking ground!
okay okay...I'm sorry!

Walter Worden by JJRITCH February 21, 2022