Wordington 

Used to describe something goofy or out of place

*Cat absolutely fuckin ballin*
Guy 1: "Woah, is that cat really ballin'?"
Guy 2: "Wordington Cat 🐈"

Wordington by Wordingtonian October 23, 2022

wordshitter 

A person who claims to be so Incredibly articulate as to be capable of shitting words and phrases in perfect form, alongside the subtle implication that they are a bullshit artist.

Of course she is amazing, she may be the greatest wordshitter who has ever lived!

wordshitter by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

Wordly 

Used to describe when you're verbose, garrulous, loquacious and can't spell.

Sorry I was a little wordly and antipathetic last night..it was all part of God's plan.☘️

Wordly by Shougo April 30, 2022

Microsoft Wordjacked 

A) When you have a Microsoft Word document you need to edit but only have access to OpenOffice or WordPad.

B) When you need to edit Microsoft Word 2007 documents but only have access to Word 2003 (and no way to download the stupid compatibility pack).

(Dude 1) Dude, how am I supposed to edit this, it's a file full of windings!

(Dude 2) Gotta love it. Microsoft Wordjacked.

Microsoft Wordjacked by arrggggg May 15, 2009

Walter Worden 

to beat the ever-loving shit out of someone. the reference comes from a small town in Vermont where a 6'8", 300 pound Home Depot associate lives and works. his sheer size alone sends feat into the heart of others and he could EASILY beat anyone's ass.

dude, stop annoying me or else.
or else what?
or else I'm going to Walter Worden you into the fucking ground!
okay okay...I'm sorry!

Walter Worden by JJRITCH February 21, 2022

stop not publishing my words 

Bruh stop

Emily “Dude Urban Dictionary won’t publish any of my definitions!”
Sasha “I know right! STOP NOT PUBLISHING MY WORDS!”

stop not publishing my words by jacobsaggypatties October 10, 2019

Wordshaker

Someone who twists words. Coined by UK pop group The Saturdays.

Jason is such a wordshaker!

Wordshaker by fais54 October 2, 2009