ole red

a 1998 red truck that has. nice tight exhaust and really likes when you rev her engine she so reliable and she let you rub all up on her transmission staff anytime your sad just think of ole red

tevin: bro i just mad ole red rev

marlon: well hell
tevin: me and ole red gonna die together

marlon: mmm boi

by ndjdyn nendhxmemd September 22, 2019

red

someone you fall in love with someone but you can’t love them because they love someone else

she was my red

by you just got weezer’d June 12, 2021

why does my family treat me like a red headed step child

Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️

Why does my family treat me like a red headed step child, I talk good!

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

red shard

Your bleeding anus after consuming glass products

Dude, I got mad red shards.

by Cornelius Fudge Packer June 15, 2017

Red Eagle Politics

A youtuber/ right wing coper who pretends to be an accurate election forecaster.

"Hey did you watch Red Eagle Politics new video, saying that the Republicans for real are going to win this time?" Brad
"Dude he's like wrong 100% of the time, why do you bother watching his videos anyways?" - Kent
"It makes for good comedy" = Brad

by Brandon Skull June 1, 2023

Red Legend

The one and only
The Arav, The Supreme
The Red Legend

The Red Legend's incomprehensible

by Dylan Achiles June 12, 2022

red hoodie

A red hoodie is a word me and my friend created describing when a person says something and another person unintentionally says something that has either nothing or little to do with the subject or perhaps makes the subject really cursed. This usually happens in groupchats when two people are talking at the same time.

1. person 1: ,,you guys piss me off"

person 2: ,,ugh my cat is taking a shit rn"

3. dennis: ,,OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME MY CAT GOT CANCER"
person: ,,i have a red hoodie"

by fard.music.enjoyer June 29, 2022