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National caroline day

The best day in the world is the day that we celebrate all carolines! Its april 1st.
by Cargill38 March 11, 2019
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Valentine's Day Porridge

Semen, ejaculate, jizzum, spooge, spunk, ceiling spackle, cum.
Come over here and get your Valentine's Day porridge, dear.
by Ezekial Dantes July 6, 2010
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Clement Weather Day

A day of such supremely good weather that it may be necessary to skip work or class.

As opposed to INclement weather days, when schools and businesses close due to snow or other harsh conidtions.
"Today has been declared a clement weather day, and employees will be dismissed early. With today's 75 degree temperatures and cloudless skies, all caution should be taken to avoid the indoors, as it would most likely be detrimental to your health. This has been your local weather watch."
by Catvision April 27, 2009
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S&T Day

"Sick and Tired Day" - A day you take off work because you're "sick and tired" of the crap and mistreatment doled out to you by management and/or clients.

In essence, playing hooky mixed with a little retribution and attitude for management and/or clients. Works well if you're the only one who does a specific job: a good passive-aggressive statement to management.
Tom Warner had been barred from the fancier bathrooms on his own floor, leaving him to the use of the substandard, lackluster bathrooms two floors below. This was just one more example of management's lack of appreciation for his hard work, he thought.

Tom Warner pulled an S&T Day the following day.
by Yellowsky January 1, 2008
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St. Vagina Day

My proposed holiday whereas the male gets to choose the gift of vagina vice having to spend money on all of the typical shit that he must purchase for his love interest in honor of long standing valentines day traditions (roses, chocolate, etc.). The only reason he purchases all of this shit in the first place is in hopes that he will receive said vagina. Let's cut to the chase and go straight to the vagina.....hip, hip motherfuckin hooray you wooly nut-fuckers!
Gary: Only 3 more weeks until St. Vagina Day...I am almost pissing my pass with joy..

Gary's wife: We have been married for 4 years, and you know better than to think your getting some of my whisker biscuit...

Gary: I wasn't talking about your worn out cock holster, I was thinking of our babysitters tight hatchet wound. So, shut your fat ass up and get me another Milwaukees Best & keep it down while your at it, I am trying to watch lesbian porn...
by Gary the Clamdigger January 25, 2011
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National Hate Day

The day people get to openly hate each other without having to pretend to love one another like they do the rest of the year.
She wanted to take their National Hate Day celebration, the one day they didn't have to repress all the nascent negativity, not only because she was too weak to acknowledge her own negative feelings, but she also needed to keep her image/reputation of false love/light/positivity intact.
by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021
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The Day Music Died

3rd February 1959, the lives of Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, J.P. "Big Bopper" Richardson and the pilot Roger Peterson's lives were claimed in a plane crash just minutes after taking off from Clear Lake. This was, and still is, known as 'The Day Music Died'.
Maggie: What happened on the 3rd February 1959?

Peter: It was the day music died.
by elvis costello and buddy holly January 20, 2010
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