Ur mom

The guy that says this is probably a retard

Jimmy:Ur mom!
Mark:Ur a fucking retard piece of shit

by coRReLLdeeZ March 23, 2022

stank mom

One who is a mom and who also is stank.

Beyonce is a stank mom.

-Ava

by stankmom February 1, 2017

mom apology

In the event your mom f's up and doesn't apologies, instead she'll suddenly act sweeter or friendlier.

Child: *didn't do anything*
Mom: *nags at child for nothing*

Child: *proves innocence*
Mom: *feels guilt* so want to get ice cream?

Child: mom apology accepted

by Momski September 25, 2017

Hot Mom Syndrome

When a mother is so attractive all her child's friends hang out at their home and cause untold financial damage with excess grocery costs.

"She can't go to wine tasting with us bevause of her hot mom syndrome. She's broke and watching none kids right now."

by Soterius June 5, 2018

Your mom

Your mom is a slang term for a prostitute or slut. This insult is only used by retards who think they are the king of comedy. But they are only the king of not getting laid

I banged your mom

by I like planes March 17, 2022

Your Mom

The term is used to mock someone’s mother.

Your mom is so gay

by ieatmoldycheese May 2, 2021

ur mom gay

its something a person says when he/she wants to insult ur mother.

example:

-i cant go.
-why
mom told me i cant
-UR MOM GAY

by shrek1337 2.0 November 29, 2017