Riding up on me

When clothing is cutting off circulation or is hurting your body.

Damn... is it just me or these undies are riding up on me.

by Mr.Kark September 7, 2019

mellow me out

To get chill and relaxed. Mostly referred after smoking pot.

This dope always mellow me out.

by LoD7rrenRa December 16, 2017

Call me Phishmail

The opening line of a disarmingly transparent effort to get your SSN, passwords and credit card number.

Never read Moby Dick? Then call me Phishmail. Impress your friends 'cause absolutely free I'll give you my lightning tutorial on Melville's massive classic. Just click here.

by Monkey's Dad January 19, 2020

Stop suckin me

Someone who stays on you 24/7

yo bro stop suckin me bro frfr.

by Dellllllllyy May 20, 2020

crown me off

It simply means to suck cock.

Guy 1: Man do you see those girls over there? Guy 2: I sure do. Guy 1: I'm gonna get one of them to crown me off. Guy 2: When your done send her over to me.

by jimmybomm July 21, 2020

boff me off

Another way of saying suck my dick.

Guy 1: I'm gonna see if I can get one of these hot girls to boff me off tonight. Guy 2: If she has a friend can you hook me up. Guy 1: Sorry bro your on your own.

by jimmybomm October 8, 2020

repeat after me

An idioc made up story about some child's life dream to take over the world. Typically written by a young, white Boy Scout who has nothing else to do with his life.

Typically a little loser child that can't survive on his own and lives in his parents basement. Has a slight temper and tends to be highly annoying. Usually followed by a high pitched voice and a lot of crying.

Ughhh this is such a repeat after me. Someone shut this bitch up.

by Yeetyeet608 May 20, 2017