Penis

A male body part that shoots white stuff

That’s a huge penis

by Yahoo urban February 5, 2020

personality penis

When your penis is not impressive enough on it's own so you have to compensate by having a great personality.

"Yeah Chad isn't the biggest I've ever been with, but he's such a good listener. He's got that "personality penis"."

by HiDefStatic March 28, 2020

Penis

{Davids long dick}. Is the scientific way of saying penis but yeah

David’s penis is as big as a fish

by Mikehawk for president 💯 March 29, 2020

penis

could be small, could be big, could be long, could be wide

he had a small penis

by mrwoofwoof March 29, 2020

penis

I feel bad for you man
Just scrolling through urban dictionary when ur bored in quarantine. It's ok, I'll be alone with you.

What is that?
Oh that, that's just a penis
That's majestic
Oh yeah I know right

by AnonymousDolphine April 1, 2020

penis

a long big cock at least 20 inch

<--------------------> < this cock is long 20 inch ( penis)

by kumin April 4, 2020

Penis Audio

Definition: When a man misinterprets a woman's sincere, non-sexual request for or offer of something as a sexual advance. In other words, he "hears" with his penis.

Example:
Female coworker: "Can we get together some time this week and go over the new brochures?" (Inner thoughts: "Sigh. I hope he doesn't think I'm coming on to him. I really hope he has his penis audio turned completely off this time.")

Male coworker: "Of course." (Inner thoughts: "She wants to fuck me." )

by Vlad the Clown April 7, 2020