penis

when you have nothing to say during text so you respond with penis

guy 1: "I think flowers are pretty neat"

guy 2: "penis"

by mewhenballs October 7, 2022

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Penis Guy

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you are penis guy

by CumSlayer February 23, 2022

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Peni mcneni

Peni mcneni refers to a heater for the penis. Covering shaft and balls

Holy f*ck is it cold thank god i brought my peni mcneni

by Monty phython April 25, 2019

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An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.

Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.

by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein March 7, 2023

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