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Neo News

A partisan media outlet that peddles filth, child pornography, anti semitism, hate filled content, blasphemous content.
Most of its employees and media personalities are promoters of LGBT ideology. For example, Raza Rumi is a know cross-dresser and loves to get fucked by two met at the same time.
Murtaza Solangi who used to work for Neo News and is now serving the fascist regime in Pakistan is known for his expertise in sucking multiple cocks simultaneously.

Neo News is also a propaganda arm of the fascist regime currently in control in Pakistan.
There’s nothing worse than Neo News.
by Maryam Nawaz December 25, 2023
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brand new sentence

brand new sentence is what you say when someone texts you or says something you genuinely don't understand. whether it's bad grammar or straight up ancient messapotamian, brand new sentence means you have no idea what they mean.
tony: "wyh wiold yin dup tauh"
timmy:"brand new sentence right there"
by raging lesbian womp womp December 27, 2023
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New year, new us?

What exes text each other on new years. It’s a new year. Ya’ll can start over on a clean slate.
ex bf: new year, new us?
ex gf: lmao, ofc.
by hoodiye December 31, 2023
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Happy New Year 2024

Happy New Year 2024
Its 2024 now. .

1 jan 2024

new year !
Person 1: Happy New Year 2024 !

Person 2: Wait.. Its a new year already
by confusingashell December 31, 2023
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New Jersey suicide

Getting oneself whacked by the mob.

Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.
Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.
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#NYNN (new year new nigga)

It’s a new year and you’re a new nigga; you’re switching it up this time.
The phrase synonymous with “new year new me” but like a lot better. Often used by niggas in the hood to make fun of New Year’s resolutions.

“Yo happy new year, wyd this time”

“Yk me, ‘new year new nigga’ (#NYNN) ima lose some weight”

#NYNN (new year new nigga)
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New Lease On Life

a substantially improved prospect of life or use after rejuvenation or repair. Mainly used whenever someone is arguing with someone and they get all cranky
Zilkon: "Dont argue with me."
Drifter: "No."
Zilkon: "I'll make you wake up tomorrow with a new lease on life if u keep arguing with me 🙎"
by Utaken2underscores January 3, 2024
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