Wordanistas 

Those who spend their lives telling others what is or is not a word, based on what they have read in books.
First coined by Steven Colbert on the Colbert Report during a segment of The Word.

I know you Wordanistas love to say funner is not a word, but it is, i looked it up in my gut, and that's the Truth.

What is it with you Wordanistas telling me what is and what isnt a word. Who made Merriam Webster God?

"And that brings us to tonight's word: truthiness. Now I'm sure some of the Word Police, the wordanistas over at Webster's, are gonna say, 'Hey, that's not a word.'"

Wordanistas by Baba Nace January 29, 2006

Wordmilking

Using more words than it should have, resulting in Lesser Impact and straying from the Points.

Usually when people trying to be Smart (Which is okay) or avoid giving Straight Answers, but ended up being Noisy, and Time-wasting.
(Sometimes) In the end, there is no Conclusion, Unrelated, just Pointless.

Guy A: So, what do you think of Cats, aren't they cute?

Guy B: *Insert National Geographic Documentary here*

Guy A: Cool! (Wow, that's some Wordmilking right there, i thought he's just gonna say Yes or No, and giving Impressions afterward)

Wordmilking by Bruhification March 27, 2023

Wordington 

1. Adjective: Silly, Goofy silly, Offbeat, or Quirky in a slightly disturbing way
2. Adjective: In relation to Wordington
Used exclusively in incomplete sentences with only one or two other words. Makes you sound mentally disabled.

Person 1: My (20F) BF (20M) embarasses me with his crusader pepe jacket everywhere we go. How do I convince him it's not "based"?
Person 2: Wordington fashion statement
...
Person 1: holy crap my balls popped
Person 2: Wordington balls

Wordington by NerdyH October 3, 2022

wordboner 

A single word, sentence, expression or any other piece of text expressed in a graphical way as an illustration/digital art; a typography with a deeper meaning. It usually contains political, religious or philosophical themes; can be provocative and often cuss words and profanities are used. The term originated in the early 2009 as a part of wordboner.com.
Also used as 'wordbonerism', especially when referring to text containing more than one word.

This wordboner is a great piece of typographical art.

That wordbonerism is the story of my life.

wordboner by Kathyn Katie April 17, 2009

fear of long words 

The fear of long words is known as hippopotomonstrosesquippediliophobia.

Basically this is a phobia of long words. And if you've noticed, the phobia itself is a long word. Whoever made this was obviously a jackass.

Fear of long words:
"Do you have any phobias?"
"I have.... well, sir, I'm afraid to say.

fear of long words by Sylvaron December 29, 2007

eat your words 

to admit something that you had said wrong

they will eat your words when they win

eat your words by blabyblabyboop January 14, 2018

wordclump 

when texting or in an online chatroom someone fails to use the space bar and is to lazy to correct their mistake

"i was texting my gf when she suddenly wordclumped iloveyouhoneybear"

"i was talking to some noob on halo and he randomly wordclumped ieatyouforbreakfastnoob"

wordclump by yur mum rates me December 3, 2009