Farts as a form of intimacy

A hip new age way for couple to bond and connect on a deeper more spiritual level

Jenny has been buying nothing but kashi cereal from Trader Joe’s lately it gives her chronic flatulence….. well that just gives Josh a chance to sniff her rear and get to know her on a deeper level. Farts as a form of intimacy has saved many relationships according to Dr. Phil McGraw. Smelling your loved ones taint and or sphincter gland bonds and connects us spiritually and emotionally

by Badger girl 317 March 21, 2024

fart

A fart, A betiful smell and sund. A fard will definintley make you moan for evear, the grand funding fardthers of fardmerica are; yo mama fard; yo kid farrd; yo daddy fard; fard master cool man 1212. Tank u for reeding

i farded at my mom face like a fart boosss

by sus man amoomomogus October 28, 2021

Fart dick

When your dick hard then you see what's underneath the broads clothes and your boner takes a fart and goes limp.

I took the broad home for sexy time, but she took her clothes off and I had fart dick.

by Badonti January 29, 2017

hook fart

Faking an illness or the supposition that one has symptoms that do not associate to a real illness.

She thinks she has bronchitis but it's probably just a hook fart.

by Lotharian October 11, 2020

Barnyard fart

the olfactory detection of either a flatulence or defecation from a human or non human animal whose diet is plant based

She's so vegan her bathroom smells of barnyard farts.

I'm raising a baby goat so my living room smells of barnyard farts.

by Dr. Barnyard June 18, 2024

Emilia Fart

ICON

Emilia Fart is an ICON, no doubt about it.

by Poop Lord February 14, 2018

Caca fart

When a person farts and smells like pure caca

Verb: when a person farts and goes caca at the same time.

Oh man, it smells like caca fart in here.

Oh man, I just went caca fart rn.

by dino nuggies are better February 23, 2022