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Two fingers bust the nut

Two fingers bust the nut is a double espresso with almond milk
If it is ok could I please have two fingers bust the nut? To go please
by Gus Gus Cookie Buster March 17, 2023
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Flu Nut

When you are at home, sick from work/school with the Flu. You have no energy, but gather the strength to masterbate. Ideally, you do not use the same Kleenex that are riddled with mucus- or you do
Jeff- Bro what did you get up to last week? We missed you at work
Jeffrey- Boss, I had the Flu, I did manage to have a Flu Nut though, which eased the symptoms
by Simp Mayor November 30, 2024
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thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.
If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.
by lembnau February 1, 2017
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bust a nut

To ejaculate your semen preferably into your girlfriend’s mouth, better hope this nut she’ll swallow
Friend 1: Hey dude you lookin’ happy

Friend 2: Yeah dude just get a blowjob from my girl and i bust a nut In her mouth and she swallowed too!
Friend 1: Awesome dude, did you drink pineapple juice the night before, like i told you to?
Friend 2: Of course, she loved the taste of my sperm

*Drink pineapple juice before shooting your load in a girls mouth*
by She sucked my dick March 2, 2020
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Nut Sock

JERK THAT NUT SOCK UNTIL YOU WORK IT
by NiggerThaThirdJr. November 5, 2025
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Nut Sack Turbulance

Nut Sack Turbulance is when you bust a nut to pr0n or cartoon pr0n and there's Turbulance. Sometimes you're just grabbing your nutsack and it causes mini Turbulance. You could probably bust to random videos and it causes Nut Sack Turbulance. Earthquakes and Destroyed cities and more. Not literally though, LOL!
Tyler: Busts to a random video or to pr0n with random music playing in the background or cartoon pr0n sometimes.

*Earthquakes!

*Destroying cities!

*Crushed buildings!

* Nut Sack Turbulance ends.

Andre: What did you do?! EVERYTHING IS DESTROYED!

Tyler: *Grabs nuts.

*mini Turbulance.

*mini Turbulance ends.

*goes for a run.
by CognitiveFuel December 21, 2023
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Putzy Nuts

Hurry up, putzy nuts, or we're going to miss the event!
by SusanAmy March 3, 2016
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