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by Milfinc November 28, 2023

The moment you finally realise you're not a 70 year old man with a cock as hard as a soaking wet sheet of Asda's own brand single ply toilet roll and it's really not that difficult to slide one into the girl of your dreams.
Fucking hell you absolute limp dick that was depressing. Have a word with Pele and give me a call when you're back in London.
by NotPexbo May 6, 2017
