Bork me daddy

To get a daddy to Bork you is to get a daddy to play with dem tiddies for as long as the daddy pleases

Oh Bork me daddy, Bork me good 😏

by (｡･̑◡･̑｡) December 13, 2019

Cock Me Burger

When youre face fuckin a bitch wit braces, n she tears yo dick up into a bloody, fleshy, semen filled ground beef.

Homie: bro my bitch gave me that cock me burger!

Me: that prolly hurt!

Homie: it did… a lot…

by CashMoneyK420 February 11, 2023

excuse me ily

ily means I love you and if a significant other feels down don’t worry say “excuse me ily”

Significant other: Nobody loves me :( You: Excuse me ily

by ilikegoldfish January 30, 2021

Boss Me Up

To receive fellacio.

Hey did you hook up with Alyssa last night. Ya, I had her boss me up

by Purple Baby Skunk July 22, 2018

The Forget-Me Stick

A Weapon of Mass Destruction used to knock woman unconscious. Forcibly making them forget the incident ever happened.

Hey Bobby! Pass me The Forget-Me Stick, I don’t want her to wake up!

by Bobby Windchime May 3, 2019

Don't Glitter Me

Don't be fake; don't lie to me

Don't glitter me--do these shoes look good with this outfit?

by Theglitterman October 9, 2016

call me someday

something a guy sez to a girl if he doesn't really want to do anything with her except fuck her and even then she has to make the first move so that he knows up front she's a sure thing

she:"Can I see you again?"

he:"Yeah,call me someday"

by Jake April 26, 2004