Waffle Fart

A waffle fart is something you call someone who is square (boring) and you don't want around you.

I don't want him to come, he's a waffle fart.

by ChrispyJay January 18, 2018

fart bag

a female who is overweight and promiscuous

After breaking up with her boyfriend, Sheila really went downhill. She gained weight and started sleeping around. She's a real fart bag now.

by LouieC5 May 5, 2022

Caca fart

When a person farts and smells like pure caca

Verb: when a person farts and goes caca at the same time.

Oh man, it smells like caca fart in here.

Oh man, I just went caca fart rn.

by dino nuggies are better February 23, 2022

farted a can of pepsi

When you feel delighted in a way of dissatisfaction, loss, or redoing.

After I went to get a tacos de harina, and my stomach felt ill, I used the restroom to let it all out, ad then I farted a can of pepsi.

by pluvuto February 9, 2021

Fart dick

When your dick hard then you see what's underneath the broads clothes and your boner takes a fart and goes limp.

I took the broad home for sexy time, but she took her clothes off and I had fart dick.

by Badonti January 29, 2017

hook fart

Faking an illness or the supposition that one has symptoms that do not associate to a real illness.

She thinks she has bronchitis but it's probably just a hook fart.

by Lotharian October 11, 2020

Barnyard fart

the olfactory detection of either a flatulence or defecation from a human or non human animal whose diet is plant based

She's so vegan her bathroom smells of barnyard farts.

I'm raising a baby goat so my living room smells of barnyard farts.

by Dr. Barnyard June 18, 2024